I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
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