Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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