Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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