Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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