No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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