As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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