after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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