babies were throwing up all over the place
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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