Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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