If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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