My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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