I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
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and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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