well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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