i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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