There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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