Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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