Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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