Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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