Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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