So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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