why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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