If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
do herpes really smell.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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