Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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