he shaved USA in his pubs
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You're like the curious george of whores
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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