How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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