Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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