her vagine was all disorganized.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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