when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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