Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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