A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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