doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Randomize
