be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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