I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
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Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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