Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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