Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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