Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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