office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She needs sedatives and a leash
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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