So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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