When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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