would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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