Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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