Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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