Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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