You're so nebulous sometimes
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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