Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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