grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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