They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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