She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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