We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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