Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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