Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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