we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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