Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
